DON'T CLICK: THIS IS A BLOG ABOUT SHIT

The toilet flush button is a convenient technology that makes shit disappear in a snap.

You might find yourself in your professional journey where you want to flush all the shit out in a snap, so you're constantly looking for this one button you can push to make it all disappear.

Real life is like a third-world crapper where there's no button. You have a thirty-year-old bucket and a dipper. In a place like this, you have two choices, lift the bucket and flush the shit in one giant splash to save time. Or you have to pour the water by the dipper, making shit disappear one at a time until all you see is clear toilet water.

The former takes strength and a relatively uncertain amount of water. Plus, you risk getting shit splashed out to the floor. The latter takes patience and persistence. It won't cost you too much water and effort, but it takes time.

I know I could say this less offensively, but nah.